silly starfish, weird whale, goofy goat, mean monkey, hurtful horse, treacherous tuna, amazing anteater, fancy fox, sassy shrimp, hilarious herring, serious salmon, crazy chimpanzee, funny fish, lame llama, extraordinary elephant, sorry swordfish, precious platypus, creepy crocodile, freaky frog, clever cougar, witty wombat, retarded rat, gullible gnat, tricky t-rex, awesome alligator, saucy shrew.

When your conversations include these terms, you know you've got a pretty snazzy friend.

Word of the Day: terpsichorean (turp-sih-KORE-ee-uhn), adjective

Having to do with dancing. Terpsichore is the ancient muse of dancing.

Our awkward post-wedding dance could hardly be called an example of TERPSICHOREAN splendor.

(The Big Book of Words You Should Know)

Merry's Word of the Day: ummuhhhh, phrase

Spoken with a slur and hardly audible voice, this phrase is often used by Merry when she can't decide what she wants. Literally translated, "I don't know."

Mom: "Do you want eat out or at home?" Merry: "Ummuhhhh."

Oh, and by the way, I love Diet Sunkist. You should too.